That's because your numbers don't give you enough dopamine. They should be fun! With beautiful animation, colorful coloring, joyful sounds. Even better, if they are slightly dressed numbers with huge breasts. And then seven, or maybe even as many as eight people will download your game.
Whoa, don't get crazy now, eight is a pipe dream. Scantily clad numbers is an idea though, perhaps they can moan just platonically enough for YouTuber content farms to be able to show it off.
A great man once said, "Aim higher. You may not hit the target, but you won't shoot your leg off, for sure." Forget about youtubers. Leave the numbers in their pristine nakedness and count on another platform, which is visited by the remaining 90% of Internet visitors :)
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Best game I've ever played. 10/10
I'll be honest I'm incredibly surprised even 2 people downloaded this.
That's because your numbers don't give you enough dopamine. They should be fun! With beautiful animation, colorful coloring, joyful sounds. Even better, if they are slightly dressed numbers with huge breasts. And then seven, or maybe even as many as eight people will download your game.
Whoa, don't get crazy now, eight is a pipe dream. Scantily clad numbers is an idea though, perhaps they can moan just platonically enough for YouTuber content farms to be able to show it off.
A great man once said, "Aim higher. You may not hit the target, but you won't shoot your leg off, for sure." Forget about youtubers. Leave the numbers in their pristine nakedness and count on another platform, which is visited by the remaining 90% of Internet visitors :)